Early Slate:
Virginia Tech (15) v West Virginia
When the undefeated ranked team is an underdog to an unranked 1-1 team you set this bet and forget it, and that's coming from a certified VT hater.
The Bet: Virginia Tech Spread
Nebraska v (3) Oklahoma
One of the oldest and most storied rivalries in college football would have been very entertaining a few decades ago. Now it is just going to be Oklahoma outclassing Nebraska through and through.
The Bet: Oklahoma Spread
Michigan State v (24) Miami (FL)
Miami does not deserve to still be ranked. Michigan State has impressed despite coaching and roster overhaul this summer. Give me the points.
The Bet: Michigan State Spread
Boston College v Temple
The Bet: Boston College Spread+Over Teaser
Cincinnati (8) v Indiana
You might have to pay up for this one but I am not confident enough in Cincy to win by more than a field goal. I am also not confident in Indiana considering their only other game against a ranked team this season resulted in a 28 point loss.
The Bet: Cincinnati Moneyline
Western Michigan v Pittsburgh
The Bet: Pittsburgh Spread+Under Teaser
Northern Illinois v (25) Michigan
NIU is one of my favorite teams to bet on to cover spreads and they are 2-0 on the season in doing so. Michigan is fraudulent, as they have been every year under Harbaugh. They could win this game comfortably and still allow NIU to cover.
The Bet: Northern Illinois Spread
Minnesota v Colorado
*System Play*
The Bet: Over 49.5 Total Points
Nevada v Kansas State
Home, undefeated Power-5 team is an underdog to a Group of 5 team. This might be a trap but I’m still going with the +points.
The Bet: Kansas St Spread
Purdue v (12) Notre Dame
Nerds v Catholic Nerds, there is no way this game sniffs the over. Notre Dame’s spread has been bet down after a poor showing against Toledo last week. At home this is a get-right game for the Fighting Irish.
The Bet: Notre Dame Spread+Under Teaser
Afternoon Slate:
Eastern Michigan v Massachusetts
MACtion love all over the preview for me. Also, lads, it's UMass, don't think it.
The Bet: Eastern Michigan Spread
USC v Washington State
New coach bump, or rather “we got rid of the old shitty coach” bump.
The Bet: USC Spread
Tulsa v (9) Ohio State
I know it's shocking to see me on the under considering OSU’s ability to score and their inability to play defense. But after allowing a thousand yards last week to Oregon you have to think Ryan Day will challenge his defense to show up today at home against a Tulsa team that is 0-2.
The Bet: Ohio State Spread+Under Teaser
Florida State v Wake Forest
FSU used all their mojo to almost beat Notre Dame week one, now they are back to sucking.
The Bet: Wake Forest Spread
Alabama (1) v (11) Florida
You can’t not take the points here and the fact that Florida could’t cover against two mid-major warm up games proves to me that they don’t have what it takes to hang with Bama.
The Bet: Alabama Spread+Over Teaser
SMU v Louisiana Tech
The Bet: SMU Spread
Baylor v Kansas
I hate this bet, FYI.
The Bet: Baylor Spread+Over Teaser
Colorado State v Toledo
MACtion love continues.
The Bet: Toledo Spread
Mississippi State v Memphis
The Bet: Memphis Spread+Under Teaser
Northwestern v Duke
Northern Nerds v Southern Nerds. I predict a rematch of the Civil War and a win for the Union.
The Bet: Northwestern Moneyline
Murray State v Bowling Green
MACTION!
The Bet: Bowling Green Moneyline
Late Slate:
Middle Tennessee v UTSA
The Bet: UTSA Spread+Over Teaser
Charlotte v Georgia State
Charlotte is my own little Cinderella story. I've bet them every game and they are 2-0, not stopping now.
The Bet: Charlotte Spread+Under Teaser
South Carolina v (2) Georgia
Goodluck South Carolina, no like really, goodluck. You might lose by 50 and then 5 Points might burn to the ground.
The Bet: Georgia Spread+Over Teaser
Utah v San Diego State
SDSU is another one of my darlings. Took them as a moneyline underdog against a Power-5 team last week and they won outright.
The Bet: SDSU Spread
Incarnate Word v Texas State
I mean there is no way a school named Incarnate Word knows how to play football
The Bet: Texas St Spread
Auburn (22) v (10) Penn State
Big game of the night. White Out game in Happy Valley. For the record, I have no confidence in Auburn to win this game. They have a new coach, lost a few key players on defense, and Bo Nix looks like a guy who will pee his pants once the crowd starts going “Oh, oh oh oh ohhhhh WE ARE PENN STATE!” However, 5 points is a lot for an SEC school to be an underdog on and Penn State embodies everything there is about the Big Ten which means if they win, its going to be close.
The Bet: Auburn Spread
Central Michigan v LSU
MACtion shows up and keeps it close-ish.
The Bet: Under 61.5 Total Points
South Carolina State v New Mexico State
I know betting on the worst program in college football (okay maybe second worst @UMASS) is normally not smart but at home against an FCS school with a pick ‘em is too easy a bet not to make.
The Bet: New Mexico St Moneyline
Jackson State v UL-Monroe
Deion Sanders is a fraud and his name recognition alone has this line nowhere close to where it would be if some rando was head coach at Jackson St. I might put my life savings on this one (heads up my life savings gets you like 2 taquitos at 7/11).
The Bet: ULM Spread
Stanford v Vanderbilt
I hate this bet. What's up with all the Nerds v Nerds games today???
The Bet: Stanford Spread+Over Teaser
Tulane v (17) Ole Miss
I mean this is just a ridiculous number. This game could be a shootout and the under could still hit. I predict both will be true.
The Bet: Under 77.5 Total Points
Oklahoma State v Boise State
The Bet: OK State Spread
PAC-12 After Dark:
Arizona State (19) v (23) Brigham Young
Sorority Sisters v Saving Yourself For Marriage. Is there a way both teams can lose???
The Bet: Over 49.5 Total Points
Fresno State v (13) UCLA
UCLA was one of my preseason love teams (mainly because Kirk Herbstreit said so on a podcast I listen to) and I’m not going to stop riding the Chip Kelly hurry up train now.
The Bet: UCLA Spread
Bonus Island Time Bet:
San Jose State v Hawaii
Not even Lilo and Stitch could save you in this one, Hawaii.
The Bet:SJSU Spread